Zika virus invades the US! Could a DanO Burka be the answer?


danoburkaIt’s no secret that a new virus will be making the rounds this summer all across much of the southern portions of the United States! It’s name is Zika, it’s carried by a mosquito and over one hundred pregnant women living here are already infected! Everyone is scrambling to find a solution to what could become a pandemic!

Well, look no further as I have the answer in the form of an ancient garb traditionally worn by women in the Middle East – Now brought to America as the  DanO Burka!

Not only does the burka provide a unique fashion statement, but properly worn, it is impervious to mosquito attacks! AND, it comes with other advantages that that average American might not think of! Let me elucidate one and all;

  1. Nor only does a burka hide one away from the prying eyes of the public, it also affords you the novel ability to wear little or no clothing underneath! Think of the fun you can have strutting around bare-ass neked!
  2. Burkas can be ordered in extra large sizes thus affording the intrepid user the ability to hang all sorts of large compartments or bags on their person. I’ve seen some who were carrying around an entire snack bar, for instance. (All you could hear was distant munching sounds coming from who knew where if you got close to them). And remember, a burka can be worn by us guys. Yes, you could be walking around in public sipping a nice cold one AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW! Heck. Bring along a six pack for those times when you are forced to go to church or to the grocery store with the old lady! While under the burka, no one knows who or even what you are, much less what the heck you are doing!
  3. In the picture shown above, we have two guys and a girl just hanging out, (literally) and having a really good time while thumbing their noses at the Zika virus! Now, you too can take advantage of getting complete mosquito protection while wearing and doing God only knows what, safely away from prying eyes.

Be sure and visit my web page www.burkas4everyone.com where you can choose from a wide variety of styles and colors designed to make your experience while out and about very unique! Prices start at $79.99 and we even stock the ‘mega burka’, a garb so large that two or three people can walk around inside it at the same time! Just think of the possibilities! And guys, remember this. What self respecting police office is going to ask to look up under one! Huh!

Be the first on your block to say, ‘Zika! Go screw yourself!’ Get your very own DanO Burka today!

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About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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