It’s what for lunch in 2019!


Looking ahefatad to 2019, I can envision problems of all sorts arising for us Americans. Hillary will be celebrating her third term, but alas will not be in the Oval office. No, she will be evading a party of individuals intent on giving her a party. A tar and feather one… Run Hillary run!

The World Bank will be also history as everyone finally realized that the money they held was absolutely worthless. Here, at home, the Fed will have announced that they too have stopped printing money as they had run completely out of paper!little-inflation

And, as you might have guessed, food will have become slightly more expensive as a result of the general chaos. But, I have great news. Rather than starve to death, all we need to eat will be a bologna sandwich on white bread with mayo, a baked potato and a glass of milk! It was surprising to me to discover that an average man or woman could survive indefinitely on just this combo meal per day. (Of course, a serving or two of citrus every week, would also help to ward off the effects of scurvy). How is that possible, you ask? Consider this;

Bologna sandwich 220 calories
Baked potato 280 calories
Cup of milk 100 calories

Total 600 calories                    Cost: $4000 Hillary dollars

And, you will have access to two of these sumptuous repasts per day as you will have thoughtfully clubbed your mate to death early on. That gives you 1200 calories a day, or just enough to slowly starve yourself to death as you patiently wait for your free healthcare appointment scheduled sometime in 2020! And while you wait, your free TV will deliver to you image after image of mouthwatering feasts that your overly fat government officials enjoy each and every day….. ahem….

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About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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