|An updated photo of the canopies in their ‘safe location’!
After much thought, some study at the local library and from talking with any number of ‘experts’ around town, I’ve come to a conclusion. That is, that the reason the Corps of Engineers removed all those canopies from approximately 20 camping sites along the Bull Shoals river (near Forsyth Missouri) back in December, is because they are psychic! That is, they can see into the future, baby! I wonder! Is this yet another sort of proof of the hi tech stuff still coming out of Area 51 from when that UFO crashed in Roswell New Mexico in the 50’s? I don’t know, maybe…
And apparently this won’t be just any flood as I was informed in December, that a ‘ten foot wall of water
‘ would soon inundate the entire river basin, thereby sweeping away all that lay before it. (Sounds sort of biblical)!! And, those canopies would be long gone
were it not for the crafty Park Rangers who removed them and stacked them out of harms way! [Note: This information was first given me back in December 2013 when I also posted a blog
on the subject].
Now, some months later, I’m guessing that old wall of water will soon become a reality, so watch out for it and be prepared to run for your life! And, when it does occur, I’d like to give this deserving arm of our government the full credit it deserves as I feel it can use all the help they can get these days…
Remember! You read it here first…..
Disclaimer: There is no evidence that the Corps of Engineers, or any or branch of our Federal government for that matter, is
psycho psychic. This was just another tongue in cheek posting by an author with too much time on his hands! I think that the truth with these canopies is this – on the next really slow day when these folks are looking for something to do – they will replace these on top of the campsites! See! We’re really doing a good job after all…
The real bottom line – do not trust anyone who works for any governmental agency very far. Please keep them at arms length at all times! Sadly, I feel that we have a cancer eating at this Republic and that fact will become more evident, eat day, as it it continues to metastasize throughout this country in the days and weeks and months to come…
Update: Friday, March 14 – The canopies were placed back on top of the picnic tables – order has been restored and apparently no flood is imminent!