Ten signs that you’ve had enough to drink at a bar!

  1. You can no longer quite make out the bartender’s face.

  2. You suddenly realize that all the ugly, single women in bar have left and were replaced by extra hotties! Lucky you!

  3. You think up an invention that will make you millions (really it will), and then promptly forget about it.

  4. You cell phone rings, it’s your boss and you tell him what you really think!

  5. Throwing up suddenly seems very doable.

  6. Your car keys are missing and you spend an hour looking for them. Hint: The bartender took them.

  7. You realize that you are the most intelligent man at the bar and then proceed to let everyone know it….for hours.

  8. You can’t quite get you head around the concept that your credit card is maxed out! ‘No, seriously bartender try swiping that sucker again!’

  9. You take a selfie with your tongue hanging out and then post it on Facebook!

    & finally…

  10. You’re in a really crowded bar and yet, for some strange reason, the stools on either side of you remain completely empty!


About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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