Please let me explain that title of this post! For starters, I’m personally all for giving President Obama absolute control over the minions of America. I mean, we might as well. Who out there among the teaming millions really wants to do anything on their own anyway? Let’s let the government go ahead and control them and then perhaps enjoy them. Allow me to explain a little more….
In my world view of people who live in the great United States, there are five distinct social classes; EC’s, MCA’s, CWGS’s, CWHO’s and MOB. Let’s look at each in more detail, shall we?
EC’s or Elitist class – These are the crème de la crème of society. They all have PhD’s and look down their noses at pretty much the rest of humanity. These are the people who are currently in power and who have a vested interest in living off the weak and the stupid…which is pretty much everyone else. President Obama is a shinning example of one of these snobs. They comprise only about 5% of the US population while consuming over 85% of its goods and services! Have you ever seen that many skinny politicians? Hmm.
CWHO’s or Clueless with Hands Out – These sad urchins make up, by far, the largest group of Americans; possibly as many as 70% of the entire population. As a group; they don’t work, have their hands out and sport a hopeful smile on their faces that everything will ‘just work out’. Not a single one of these folks have a clue as to what goes on in Washington or abroad, but they can tell you in nauseating detail what’s happening on the latest edition of Survivor. As a brainless, but useful political force, they alone are responsible for the Elitist’s rise to power and are Obama’s single largest support group. (Think cattle with TV’s and you wouldn’t be too far afield). Note also that a majority of these people are now becoming morbidly obese…. you know like stuffed geese!
CWGS or Clueless Who Game the System – This more significant class of individuals is an offshoot of the CHWO’s, but they are much more industrious in their efforts to scam the government. They will expend considerable amounts of effort to squeeze what ever freebies there are to be had for so long as they never have to do an honest days work! To many of them, Medicare and Medicaid are synonymous with the term Mecca! These folks number about 10% of the population which also include the illegals who have made living off America a true profession. I like to think of them as leaches with a lust for living the good life.
MCA’s or Middle class Americans – Finally, we get down to a small (15%) and currently dying group of individuals who are different in two respects; 1) they go to work every day and 2) they are politically aware. I’d like to say that MCA’s are the best of all the above mentioned categories, but that would be unfair. True, they go to work, make money and pay the taxes that supports the rest of the shaky American economic structure. But, no one really cares about them or what they think. I’m thinking they will all be absorbed into the CWHO category in rather short order! Say by 2015 or so.
But wait! There’s a fly in this gooey ointment of my thinking!! If no ones left working, then how will everyone get fed? I mean, after 2015, won’t there at least be a food crisis? Ah, what to do??
Here’s my rather simple solution. With only EC’s, CHWO’s and CWGS’s left in the country, why not grind up all the CWGS’s into feed for the CHWO’s? This would kill to ‘birds’ with one stone so to speak. After the CWHO’s are fattened up (and in true H.G. Wells fashion), we could become essentially like the two races of beings in the book The Time Machine; the ever hungry Morlocks and the shy and ever so tasty Eloi. Anyone care for a second helping of Weena?