The next pope? Pope DanO I?

Available in stores everywhere once I’m confirmed!

 I was very saddened to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had announced that he was going to step down. I wish only the best for his popeness. But imagine my surprise when a Vatican source informed me that my name had been ‘thrown into the hat’ as a possible successor! Of course I would be flattered to fill such big shoes and on reflection, felt that this might prove to be a large boost to me personally. I also refuse to listen to those around me that say the call I received late last night was a hoax! Hogwash, I say! Oh, and bless you my children!


About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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