Ten ways I annoy people!



I have to admit it. I do have a tendency to bother people from time to time. One family even sent me a list of ten things I’d done that annoyed them in the past. Here they are:
1)      The time I brought a bottle of Night Train wine over for Thanksgiving dinner.
2)      My habit of calling frequently at 3AM to “discuss old times”.
3)      The time I emailed a video I made consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
4)      My habit of drumming my fingers on every surface I encounter.
5)      My habit of referring to others as ‘Champ’ or ‘Tiger’, while referring to myself as ‘Coach’.
6)      Wearing my pants on backwards just for grins.
7)      Pretending my mouse is a ‘CB radio’ and saying “Uh, 10-4 good buddy” more than a few dozen times.
8)      Sitting in their front yard, in a lawn chair, while pointing a hair dryer at passing cars.
9)      Staring at a point on their chin when their talking with a growing look of concern.
10)  Sadly informing them that their children certainly don’t look very promising, and really meaning it!
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About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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