GM announces car with a built in microwave!


What came as no surprise to auto industry insiders, GM has announced a new line of ‘fully connected’ vehicles that will not only offer all the conveniences of a home office, but that will now come equipped with the latest in kitchen appliances. Scheduled for release this fall will be in-dash microwave and portable refrigerators, so the busy motorist can pop in a frozen pizza while driving in to work! (Why, that should be such fun! What could possibly go wrong>)?
Also in the works for a possible 2014 release will be such futuristic luxuries as a built in port-a-potty in both the driver and passenger seats. According to the designers, when you feel the need to ‘go’ while on the ‘go’, a popup ‘privacy partition’ (patent pending) will encircle the passenger while leaving just enough room to see out! Not to be left ‘behind’, it’s also rumored that BAJAJ AUTO has announced a full line of in-car washers and dryers for the man or women who want to look ‘fresh’ when they arrive at their destinations. 
Coming Next week! We are excited to be the first to cover the safe use of so-called ‘pleasure devices’ while traveling at high speeds!
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2 Responses to GM announces car with a built in microwave!

  1. Nice, they also have cars that are able to Tweet, see this article:

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203824904577213041944082370.html

    Don't Look Now: A Car That Tweets

    Like

  2. Dan Owen says:

    Hey! That's awesome!Makes one wonder what the future will hold…

    Like

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