Category Archives: Humor
Wanna lose a package – ship it via USPS!
I sure hope the recipient in Campaign-Urbana enjoys the stuff I bought! Ah, but will it end up there?? It’s my hope that this wayward package will eventually get to me. However, I promise to update this post, from time … Continue reading
South Park’s Episode 1404 – You (I) Have Zero Friends
After watching the latest episode of South Park called ‘You have zero friends’ (re-corrected the link in Jan 2013 and I apologize for the insane number of commercials) and after I stopped laughing myself sick, I began to understand a … Continue reading
Reheated pizza and my path towards the Matrix!
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes … Continue reading
Sorry, but that dog just won’t hunt! Cuz it’s dead!
I love listening to dyed-in-the-wool hyper left-wing Democrats who look with hungry eyes to the corporate owners who seem to be so damn rich! Their universal complaint is, “how cum they make so much money? Why, that’s downright greedy. They … Continue reading
The rise of the extremophiles!
My friends, I feel we may be poised for a biological invasion and aberration of our environment which could drastically affect life on earth as we know it. Insects which now number in the hundreds of billions and which … Continue reading
California is the place to be – if you’re a budding journalist!
Sometimes I think a young enterprising boy or girl journalist could make a pretty good living out of just one topic: California! When I look at some of the wild hairs that live in that state! Well it just makes … Continue reading
When mis-communucation is the only communication there is!
I pulled my car into the McDonald’s Drive-Thru this afternoon and had no real idea why. My mind must have short circuited directly from my stomach to my arms as legs as they simply took over and steered my vehicle … Continue reading
Random Thoughts for January 2012
National gas prices expected to top $4 by spring! Even though oil supplies are at an all time high, the fears associated with Middle East unrest have still driven US prices upward. A situation that is expected to get worst … Continue reading