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Reheated pizza and my path towards the Matrix!

Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Cypher : Ignorance is bliss.  —————————- It is a fact of … Continue reading »

Sorry, but that dog just won’t hunt! Cuz it’s dead!

I love listening to dyed-in-the-wool hyper left-wing Democrats who look with hungry eyes to the corporate owners who seem to be so damn rich! Their universal complaint is, “how cum they make so much money? Why, that’s downright greedy. They should be spreading that wealth around!”  This, by the way, is the mantra of the … Continue reading »

The rise of the extremophiles!

  My friends, I feel we may be poised for a biological invasion and aberration of our environment which could drastically affect life on earth as we know it. Insects which now number in the hundreds of billions and which fill every earthly niche may soon mutate into new realms heretofore unavailable to them. I … Continue reading »

California is the place to be – if you’re a budding journalist!

Sometimes I think a young enterprising boy or girl journalist could make a pretty good living out of just one topic: California! When I look at some of the wild hairs that live in that state! Well it just makes me want to shave my head! And, to you would-be journalists, there’s hardly a day … Continue reading »

When mis-communucation is the only communication there is!

I pulled my car into the McDonald’s Drive-Thru this afternoon and had no real idea why. My mind must have short circuited directly from my stomach to my arms as legs as they simply took over and steered my vehicle up to the little speaker that takes food orders. As usual, I had no time … Continue reading »

Random Thoughts for January 2012

National gas prices expected to top $4 by spring! Even though oil supplies are at an all time high, the fears associated with Middle East unrest have still driven US prices upward. A situation that is expected to get worst as the year moves forward. It is now understood by moi that unless the US … Continue reading »

Merry Christmas from the Johnstons!

Dear One and All! Well, it’s been a humdinger of a year for both of myself and Stella, I’ll tell you that! Just getting my wife to pose for our Family Holiday picture proved to be a real challenge. She had been sipping eggnog the afternoon our neighbor came over to take this portrait, and … Continue reading »

Perhaps we need some of the SHUN words right about now!

One more time to live and I have made it mine Leave the wise to write for they write worldly rhymes And he who wants to fight begins the end of time… For I have riches more than these For I have riches more than these Moody Blues – One More Time to Live When … Continue reading »

McDonald’s Drive thru!

For millions of Americans, those Golden Arches beckon one and all, every day right about noon time. Menus on billboards proudly display pictures of Super Big This with oversized bags of That for all to see and desire.  (Could heroin be any more addictive I wonder)? Endless lines of cars passing through endless drive-thru’s. Cars … Continue reading »

They finally have a name!

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